Part eight… who thinks I should make this a regular fan-fic? This is a crack fic…sort of…. I will make a new one soon with real stuff…maybe…depends what you people say…. Well on to the fic!!!


Last time:
Kankuro- eh….her name is Honeymusterd….she is pure evil and after all of us…she is …kind of scary.
Kiba- KIND OF?!?!?
Shino- kiba is correct she is terribly scary. She controls all we do but not right now…she is in the story so it can go any way.
End…

So any way Honey-Chan and Hinata are now looking for lunch…RAMEN!!!

Ayame (if you don’t know her….shame on you!) - May I take your order?

Hinata- I would like a miso ramen please. Ano…what would you like Honey-Chan?

Honey- I want a miso ramen too!!!

Ayame- okay it will be here soon!*leaves*

Hinata- so how did you know me?

Honey- well what do you think? I came from somewhere that doesn’t make sense…..and I think you’re the prettiest ninja around!!! I mean come on! You got an awesome figure! Plus you kick butt!!!...Naruto said the figure thing…I think he’s right….umm but I don’t know him I just heard him *Honey lied on is last part of hearing Naruto say that*

Hinata- 0.0 *blushes* Th-thank you….

Honey- Don’t thank me!!! Thank the world!!!

Hinata- Okay…. *more blushes*

Afar you can see a lazy ninja and a sand ninja with a fan together walking this way.

Honey- Hey look it’s people!! Ninja like you! They should sit with us! What do you say?

Hinata- *turns around to look…* why yes we should! They seem to be pointing at something….us I think.

Honey turns to look closer then she thinks ‘oh they’re not pointing at us they’re just looking at the sign…they haven’t even seen us!’. Temari and Shikamaru come closer when they see Hinata and a younger person whom Temari already knows.

Shikamaru- Oi Hinata? Is that you? Who is this? Is she troublesome?

Temari and Honey think “you have no idea” then they both put on their I-know-something-you-don’t smile.

Shikamaru- *doesn’t notice*

Hinata- Oh S-s-Shikamaru-kun this is Honey-Cha-an! And I don’t think she could ever be troublesome!

~Awkward silence~

Temari- How are you Honey-Chan? Oh I got your books! *puts a very pink bag of books in front of Honey.* you owe me some money now.

Hinata and Shikamaru look at each other then at Temari and Honey.

Shikamaru- What’s going on here? Temari you know her?

Temari- Sure I know her! I brought her to Konoha! *she lied*

Honey- Temari-Chan couldn’t stop talking about some sexy yet lazy Konoha ninja, the whole way over here! I wish I knew who he was so I could see if he was good enough for her….If he is anything like you Shikamaru-san I would completely approve! *Honeymusterd said this to embarrass Temari for lying*

~another awkward silence~

Hinata- umm H-honey-Chan our order should be here….

Temari- *panicking in mind because she does like Shikamaru* ….

A blushing Shikamaru- umm….this is troublesome…well you see….uhh…. troublesome *suddenly the thought hit him! Temari thinks I’m sexy?*

Ayame- *just came* what would Konoha’s laziest ninja and the sands best Kunoichi like something today?

Honey- Whoa!!! You’re the lazy ninja!?!?! *some what sarcastic tone*

Temari and Shikamaru blush to no end.

Hinata- Well …Itedekimasu…*fading at the end*

Temari- No thank you Ayame-San… We have to go and do official Ninja business.

Shikamaru- *still in shock*

Temari leans in to whisper something in the younger teen’s ear. “I will hunt you down” said Temari. But Honey-Chan being the evil little girl she was she replied in a low tone, “then I will be waiting for you” she said it loud enough so Hinata, Shikamaru, and Ayame to hear. Their faces were full of confusion while Temari and Honey were in a staring contest. “Till that day my pretty, till that day.” Threatened Honey while the others still didn’t understand.

Temari and Shikamaru left…well actually temari dragged Shika…yes…

HM- um hey Hinata it’s getting late I gotta go home before my time runs out and I get locked outside! Bye!

Hinata- okay see you tomorrow!

Honeymusterd place thing….whatever…
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HM- It’s good to be back! And I brought a friend whom WANTED to come! Really!

Deidara- yes I did, un.

HM- *blushes* so just to let everyone know Deidara is a male! And he brought his room mate! Tobi-kun!

Tobi- Tobi is a good boy!!!

Deidara- yeah, yeah! We all herd this before, un.

HM- TOBI!!!! You are just too innocent!!! Have you ever done anything “naughty”? *Blushes*

Honeymusterd and Deidara stare at Tobi while Tobi is at a loss for words. Poor Tobi…

Tobi- what do you mean by that?

Deidara- aww gawd~

DEIDARAAAA!!!!!!!! *crashing noise* (un)

*everyone turns around and looks at the big figure!* everyone gasps!

Tobi, Deidara, and HM- Hidan!!!! *un*

Hidan- what the HELL do you want!!!

Deidara- why are you here!?! UNNN!!!

Hidan- I got some note and you said the fucking ‘G’ word!!!

Tobi- what note?

HM- What “fucking” G word?

Deidara- he means god, un!

Hidan- DEIDARA!!! WHAT THE FUCKEN HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?

HM- Ahhh!!! He is saying bad words!!! * Sways. Blushes. And gets little hearts in her eyes. Faints.*

Deidara- Great! Now look what you did hidan!!! UNNNN!!!

Hidan- STFU DEIDARA!!!

Tobi- who will continue the story?

Deidara and Hidan both rose their hands- I will~

Who will type the rest? Toon in next time!